Fifth degree blackbelts can
harness the energy of the USB Plasma Ball and throw bolts of plasma like Zeus
throws bolts of lighting. But, you are probably not a 5th degree blackbelt.
Perhaps you once made awesome action movies and then you started getting all
political and fat and started recording blues records. Steven Seagal, why!?!?!
The point is that even if you aren't Bruce Lee, you can still enjoy the
coolness of the Plasma Ball in a desk-sized USB-powered configuration. Simply
plug it in, flip the on/off switch, and enjoy!
Features & specs
powered (no external power source needed)
Mac compatible (as long as you have a USB port)
diameter (base) x 5.5" tall
long USB cable
of 10 on awesomeness scale
Power of Plasma compels you!
photo below has not been altered or photoshopped in any way, shape or form. By
connecting five USB Plasma Balls to one Dell computer whose hard drive has failed
and which has basically become a portable USB power source, we were able to
open a vortex to another dimension very similar to the one used in StarGate.
So, we suggest buying at least five USB Plasma Balls if you want to experience
intergalactic space travel.
Connect multiple USB Plasma Balls to one computer and
unlock portals to other dimensions.
USB Plasma Ball cannot control your mind
you can control the USB Plasma Ball with your mind. Use your mind to tell your
hands to add one of these to your cart and complete your order. When the USB
Plasma Ball arrives in a shiny Vat19.com box, use your powers of telekinesis to
plug it into your computer's USB port and turn on the device.
By simply thinking about it, we have made this USB Plasma
Ball create a spectacular light show.
Asked Questions about the USB Plasma Ball
owning a USB Plasma Ball (and the associated awesomeness that accompanies said
ownership) negate the lameness associated with owning Kelly Clarkson's entire
a loaded question. It's cool to say that Kelly Clarkson is lame, but secretly
we love KC and we know all of the nay-sayers secretly love her, too. So, here's
what we suggest: Buy two USB Plasma Balls to negate the ill effects from owning
anything associated with Bobby Brown.
Question: Do you honestly believe that
all of this tongue-in-cheek and snarky writing is witty and cool?
Answer: No, but we think that anyone
who is over 45 and owns a Porsche (pronounced poor-shaaa) is Mr. Awesome.